Chicana on the Edge

Mentioning the unmentionable since 2004

The United States Inspired Nazi Germany

The first thing Nazi bureaucrats did as they planned to codify racism, was study how the U.S. had done it.

What Dementia Might Feel Like, and The Only True Way to Prevent It

Trying to understand one of the worst diseases God ever decided to send us.

I Have No Niche

I hope Substack writers don’t HAVE to have a niche.

Cold and Silence

Friday the stereo system at Nick and Tony's stopped working. I can't say I was always glad to hear the repetitious "Italian" standards, but I liked the Christmas music we had switched to. Now it's just quiet and it feels WRONG for a restaurant to be beautifully...

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Ow

I feel down today. My restaurant closes next week and I'm starting to feel sad. Those who work in the deli at Nick and Tony's aren't going to be placed at other jobs and today they were pissed, sad and upset and so was I, in sympathy. The general manager was also...

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Nick and Tony’s – The Final Days

For anyone who wants to eat at the popular Chicago Italian restaurant before it closes, here is my schedule. Ask for me. I'll be working at Nick and Tony's:Sat 12/17 4:00p - 11:00pMon 12/19, 11:30a - 2:30pTue 12/20, 11:30a - 2:30p & 4:00p - maybe 9:00p?Wed 12/21,...

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Pink Christmas

Nick and Tony's Italian restaurant has been my antidote to the frustrating, not-enough-earnings-to-live-on experience I had at Carson's Ribs. I spent ten months getting my basic training as a server at Carson's and I'm grateful for that, but I really hit my stride at...

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Gunther Murphy’s Open Mic

I'll be at the Gunther Murphy open mic this Wednesday night (1638 W. Belmont Ave). Each performer gets two songs and I'll do my favorite Christmas song, "Percy the Puny Poinsettia" (a cover by Elmo & Patsy). The signed-up performers like me start playing around 10...

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Santa Train

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Chicago Santa Train, originally uploaded by regrodriguez. In Chicago at Christmastime, we have...

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Need

I want to melt through the orange pill chastity belt of chemical calm.I want to heat down the synthetic walls and take back the wheel of my sex drive.I want unshaven scoundrel grin flirting,fingers brushed against cheek.I want wet wet wet wet wet wet wet.I’ve had the...

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Thanksgiving

This is the first time in my "Fat American Life" that I have truly realized how privileged I am. I usually think of myself as a low-income waitress, scraping along compared to the rich Americans I envy, but compared to just about everyone else on the planet, I live a...

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Eating Dairy DOESN’T Facilitate Weightloss

I’ve been wanting to blog about this for months, but this is the first chance I’ve had. I am so sick of these ads that assert that eating three servings of dairy products a day helps you lose weight or, even more far-fetched, that drinking 24 ounces of milk in 24...

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All I want for Christmas…

So, I've given up on love and dating and am now focusing on straight sex. Unfortunately, it turns out even straight sex is complicated when you're an almost-40-year-old single woman who doesn't want to sleep with some idiot. I guess I'm looking for someone who's...

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Christmas Shopping

My Christmas shopping is very limited. Since I have no family of any kind in the area (neither extended nor self-created, like husband and kids), the heart of my Christmas celebrations hasn't been about gifts. But since there really hasn't been any heart to my...

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In Between TV

Last night I sat on my sofa and watched Law and Order: Criminal Intent). Then I got up and went to Bally's so I could attend a fitness class I've been curious about. For an hour I learned hip hop dance moves from Regan Farag, a professional choreographer. It was...

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