Bob: Honey, there were a lot of idiots on the road tonight.
Me: Really? You know, when I drive I never notice people acting like idiots.
Pause.
Me: Oh. I guess that means it’s me.
Bob said nothing and kept his eyes on his shoes.
“Do You Speak Spanish?” Please Don’t Ask
I wish white people would stop asking this question.



Why am I a cruel woman when I'm insulting myself?
cruel woman