Bob: Honey, there were a lot of idiots on the road tonight.
Me: Really? You know, when I drive I never notice people acting like idiots.
Pause.
Me: Oh. I guess that means it’s me.
Bob said nothing and kept his eyes on his shoes.
Ask For What You Want, Part One
You’re allowed to ask for what you want, and paid staff are obligated to get it for you.
Why am I a cruel woman when I'm insulting myself?
cruel woman