Chicana on the Edge

Mentioning the unmentionable since 2004

What Dementia Might Feel Like, and The Only True Way to Prevent It

Trying to understand one of the worst diseases God ever decided to send us.

I Have No Niche

I hope Substack writers don’t HAVE to have a niche.

“Do You Speak Spanish?” Please Don’t Ask

I wish white people would stop asking this question.

Happy National Boss’s Day

Happy National Boss’s Day

For those of us who have never managed others, Boss's Day feels like an unnecessary holiday because don't those people have the advantage every day? They're already the boss of us, what other perks do they need? I realize this is unsympathetic because from talking to...

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Cubs in the World Series 2015?

Cubs in the World Series 2015?

To get into the spirit with the rest of the Chicago northside, and because I don't drink alcohol, I'm making this big statement. I hope I'm not setting myself up for a hangover...

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Cue Miracle Music: Menstrual Pain Has Decreased

Cue Miracle Music: Menstrual Pain Has Decreased

I'm amazed to blog this, but after a year of struggling with horrific cramping, today is day two of my period and I'm not in agony! Four ibuprofen every 3-4 hours has kept me comfortable, as in PAIN-FREE. Oh, my god. I'm so, so grateful. I can hardly believe it. I'd...

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Defense Against Multiple Assailants

Most sexual assault (93%) is committed by a single criminal, but in case you want to be ready for multiple attackers, here's the self defense course for you. IMPACT Defense Against Multiple Assailants October 17 & 18 (Sat/Sun 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.) Knapp Center...

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Gun Control: The Rivera Proposal

Gun Control: The Rivera Proposal

Of course I'm upset about the slaughter at [insert most recent event here], but I don't even bother to blog anymore about mass shootings because there's nothing new to say. After each incident people offer "thoughts and prayers," gun control advocates and gun lovers...

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The Halloween Whopper

The Halloween Whopper

This was just too ridiculous for me to ignore. First, I LOVE Halloween and foods that are black, like jelly beans and olives. Second, I still like hamburgers, even though I now eat them without the bun. Third, the idea of a scary hamburger made me laugh out loud. A...

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Wheat Is the Culprit

Wheat Is the Culprit

Previous post on weight & health: Physical vs. emotional Last November I cut grains, sugar, dairy and caffeine out of my diet. That means that on most days of the week I didn't indulge in any of those things, but periodically I had each of them in turn as the...

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Sick of Summer

I've had enough of this Chicago warmth. I want the cicadas and crickets to shut up, the humidity to go away and the clouds to roll in. It's so BRIGHT all the time...come on, we're at the end of September now. I need darkness and it's time for autumn. 

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“I Don’t Consider Myself Elderly”

“I Don’t Consider Myself Elderly”

I was at a party on Saturday, talking with a group of women who were all over the age of 50. One of them had recently recovered from a terrible bout of food poisoning. It had taken her the entire summer to regain her full health because of complications. She looked...

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Dreaming of Failure

One of the most annoying recurring themes of my dreams is being back in school. Sometimes I'm back in high school or graduate school, but most often I'm back in college. It makes me suspect I have a secret terror of being a student again. This occured to me again...

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National Suicide Prevention Week

National Suicide Prevention Week

This is National Suicide Prevention Week and Sept. 10th is National Suicide Prevention Day. I'm actually ambivalent about suicide prevention (I feel equally strongly both ways). I believe people have the natural right to decide when they die, but I'm also sensitive to...

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