So, I’ve given up on love and dating and am now focusing on straight sex. Unfortunately, it turns out even straight sex is complicated when you’re an almost-40-year-old single woman who doesn’t want to sleep with some idiot. I guess I’m looking for someone who’s morally decent and totally hot who can break the spell of my abstinence. Like a variation on Sleeping Beauty (would I be Sleeping-Not-Alone Beauty?)

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